What is it exactly that the VP does every day?—Sarah Palin A few days ago VP Jejomar Binay visited the office he inherited from his predecessor Noli de Castro, and found it not up to his standards. “I’ll get a rash staying here,” he told reporters who tagged along. His chair was too big for [...]

Manila Archbishop Gaudencio Cardinal Rosales will never let Gloria Arroyo down. Upon hearing about President Aquino’s truth commission, he said, “Why not submit all presidents because maybe there are many other presidents who have sinned against the country since Marcos. It is only right that those who broke the law should be meted punishment to [...]

“All she wanted was a warm bed, a loving family, a few kind words and unlimited power.”—Inspired by a quote from Ashleigh Brilliant Today is the day we have all been waiting for. Today, at long last, the nation can move on, as far away as possible, from the utterly corrupt world that Gloria Arroyo [...]

President elect Noynoy Aquino offered vice president elect Binay four posts in his administration. Binay declined all four saying, he wanted to be a working, active vice president. “In our own research, it’s surprising that the vice-president is really considered as a spare tire. The vice president must be a working, active vice president,” he [...]

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and ask, “How is the president?” – Will Rogers In between the World Cup matches, the conversation drifted to the issue of vice president-elect Binay getting a job in the Aquino administration. “Why [...]

“You can always trust the information given to you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels”—Sheila Ballantyne Safely ensconced in his adopted country, thousands of miles away from the reach of any libel suits, self-exiled communist leader Jose Maria “Joma” Sison boldly accused a sister of [...]

Look for rat droppings near your food supplies. A variety of sizes may indicate an established colony with both older and younger animals.—Rat Infestations-How to Tell if You Have a Rat Problem ‘The Arroyo administration spruced up the Arlegui Mansion just in case the incoming legitimately elected president decides to use it as his official [...]

“If stupidity got us into this mess, why can’t it get us out of it?” The top story in the Business Mirror’s Monday edition was “Experts pitch BNPP to Aquino.” They didn’t actually pitch the Bataan Nuclear Power Plant (BNPP) to Aquino. They pitched it to the media at an orientation seminar and tour of [...]

“The koala [Phascolarctos cinereus] is an arboreal herbivorous marsupial native to Australia, and the only extant representative of the family Phascolarctidae. It is found in coastal regions of eastern and southern Australia. It is not found in Tasmania or Western Australia.”—Wikipedia The koala, Your Honors, is not a bear. It is a tree-dwelling plant-eating marsupial. [...]

“The Supreme Court can force you to eat shit, but it can’t force you to like it.” —Philip Gilmore Manuel Quezon III ended his column last Monday with these words, “…the game plan of Aquino’s critics is to downplay the significance of his mandate and to create artificial controversies like the chief-justice appointment. They cannot [...]