QUARANTINING all the big-name politicians who are going to come back from the Manny Pacquiao fight in Las Vegas may become necessary — if only to prevent SWINE-to-HUMAN transmission of an even deadlier Pinoy variant of the rampaging H1N1 influenza virus.
In the crowded venues of Las Vegas, full of Americans, Mexicans, Filipinos, and travelers from all over the world who will be watching the fight, there is surely an increased chance of catching the Swine Flu, in light of the World Health Organization’s Pandemic Alert System going to Stage 5 today.
Phase 5 is characterized by human-to-human spread of the virus into at least two countries in one WHO region. While most countries will not be affected at this stage, the declaration of Phase 5 is a strong signal that a pandemic is imminent and that the time to finalize the organization, communication, and implementation of the planned mitigation measures is short.
The W.H.O.’s Director General issued a sobering statement dousing earlier hopes that the pandemic would fizzle out or was a false alarm. Indeed the European Health Commissioner has advised against all non-essential travel to Mexico and parts of the southwestern United States.
One distant sneeze and it could be all over for Luis “Chavit” Singson and the Solid North next week. A fervent, sweaty handshake with the FG or Speaker Noggie or a kiss on the cheek from one of the Mexican torch singers in the plush Las Vegas casino waiting lounge could next infect Malacanang Palace, the LTA building and the House of Representathieves, including the nouveau arrivistes: judicially installed Party Listers.
Stage 6 is really highly likely in these vicinities, with such a high concentration of human swine in crowded and greedy conditions rivaling any Mexican industrial piggery.
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Who will not pick up that stick of a cool, well-thought out satire that only a DJB can deliver?
Great! Fits to a tee!
is that really a satire? its not really funny..I thought its low, rrrrreeaaallly low!
I haven't read any report yet of the First Gentleman being there in Las Vegas for the Pacquiao fight. Is he there?
Because if he's there, then the reported rumor that he has a warrant of arrest in the US is just that…a rumor.
galing!
Some good things may come out of this pandemic after all.
The swines are going to Las Vegas. They must already be in Las Vegas to watch Dr. Manny Pacquiao. The swines will come back with enhanced viruses …
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
These Politicians are "bulakbol". They have work to do. But, they prefer to go on junket trip to Las Vegas,
Nevada, U.S.A. Throw them out the next election. They are herd of swines. May they all contact swine
flu.
Yep! They spent our hard-earned foreign currency by OFWs to go to Vegas … Hmppppf!!!!!!
Vice-President Biden knows…. ( or why swine-flu will spread fast in metro-Manila when the junketeers return)
WASHINGTON – Joe Biden said Thursday he advised his family to stay off airplanes and subways because of the swine flu, a remark that forced the vice president's office to backtrack, the travel industry to cry foul and other government officials to try to massage Biden's message.
"I would tell members of my family — and I have — that I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now," Biden said on NBC's "Today" show.
Biden, who has a reputation for off-the-cuff remarks, went beyond any precautions recommended by the federal government. In discussing his personal advice to his family, he said simply, "That's me."
Within two hours, Biden's office issued a statement backing off the remarks and suggesting he was talking about travel to Mexico.
Ha!ha!ha! Swine abound in Manila, Philippines. If you were not a swine in coming here, you'd become one. To move things in the Philippines you have to be a swine to make things happen …
HA!HA!HA!HA! DIOS PANGINO-ON SALAMAT SA BINIBIGAY MO SA FLIPLAND!!!!! WALA KANG NAGAWA SA FLIPLAND
The 50 or so pigs may come from the Philippines but, mind you, they are not the bests.
The 50 or so pigs may come from the Philippines but, mind you, they are not the best.
the link:
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/articl...
sorry about that…experimenting…
Tama na marahil ang kababuyan…
Galing sa website ng WHO:
"30 April 2009 — From today, WHO will refer to the new influenza virus as influenza A(H1N1)."
I am keeping my fingers cross and hope upon hope that these Pigs will contract the H1N1 virus and I hope that they all die in Americe so as to prevent the virus from spreading to our country.
Darn these pigs, they are worthless. Mga baboy na palamunin ng taong bayan.
Wishful thinking, Ishmael. Your god will protect them from contract this disease in America because they've given god 10% of their loot.
Who says God is not corrupt? Tithing is commission to corruption. If you thought otherwise, why else they didn't get prosecuted and living a high-life?
Ha ha ha!
Very funny RP. It is just very amusing to see people who do not understand and lambast people like us for the faith that we have.
But then again, I am also happy that God is merciful since you are still alive to live another day of lambasting us. May our Lord bless you always.
Just continue what you do RP. Nice job. :-P
Re: "A fervent, sweaty handshake with the FG or Speaker Noggie or a kiss on the cheek from one of the Mexican torch singers in the plush Las Vegas casino waiting lounge could next infect Malacanang Palace, the LTA building and the House of Representathieves, including the nouveau arrivistes: judicially installed Party Listers."
Ah… Dean, I pray that the gods hear your plea and wipe the slates clean at last!
Ishmael, God is merciful? WHAT GOOD has your God brought to Philippinas? Is this your kind of God? Your God is more Satanaic! HESUS MARIA HOSEF SATANAS! HA!HA!HA!HA!
Ishmael is the mostest common denominator of Flip obliviousness ……
Ishmael is very amusing indeed! Either Ishmael is blind or simply ignorantly oblivious …
Look around you Ishmael … we wouldn’t be living in squalor if your God is merciful …. HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
I just cannot believe the intensity of ignorance and obliviousness and blindness of Flips.